Greggorio is a simple man who leads a simple life giving tours at the Mayan ruins in Uxmal, well that is his day job at least. Very few men know the great life of a man named Greggorio. After leaving his work during the day he goes to what appears to be a broken down Mayan hut. Just like the rest in the area it is a pastel colored concrete government built house in front, and his mud and domed shaped stick hut in back. He of course continues to live in the hut because the heat of the Yucatan makes staying in the concrete facade miserable. Greggorio, however, unlike the locals, has two dogs, which he cares for and has trained. The dogs sit, stay, and most importantly guard his modest domicile.
Even though Greggorio is respected around his small village, because he makes good money and speaks three languages, he is not to be considered anyone special. As a matter of fact he is considered to be a bit of a wierdo. The reason being is that Greggorio never partakes in any of the village activities, he has no wife or kids, and at night when he comes home he visits with no one and goes straight to bed. Most recently there has been an uproar because the whole town had decided to convert to Presbyterianism, and Greggorio refused to do so.
As Greggorio grew older he stopped working and refused to leave his house. Before too long he became part of the urban legends that consume such a small village as his. Kids would refuse to walk by his hut at night. Stories even arose the proclaimed he ventured out into the forest late at night when everyone was asleep, and killed people from neighboring villages, and feasted on there flesh during the day.
As the mystery of Greggorio grew so did the village’s fear of the man, for now no one had seen him in several years, and those who said they did would only talk about it with no greater than a whisper. One day a man from the Vatican came looking for Greggorio. He wondered throughout the village asking for him by name, but no one knew whom he spoke of, for at that point the people of the village had all forgotten his name. They just referred to him as "Dzixmcha" which in Mayan means he who has no name. There was only one elder of the village old enough to remember who he was, and she told the man from the Vatican where Greggorio was, but would not go with him to Greggorio’s hut.
After the initial introduction Greggorio, and the man from the Vatican began to speak of business. It turns out for the years Greggorio was working as a guide at the Mayan ruins in Uxmal he was protecting them and their secret. When the Catholics came through Yucatan years ago they discovered an artifact, one that had great power, and one that if it were to fall into the wrong hands could mean the devastation of the world as we know it. The Catholics charged Greggorio and his family with making sure the artifact was safe and remained hidden within the Mayan ruins. For even though it laid in the possession of the Mayan's for hundred of years they had no idea how to use it.
The direct descendants of God and God himself had left the artifact there. Although not in the since of the offspring of Jesus Christ. These are a people way more ancient than Jesus, and something the Catholic Church would never want anyone to know. At one point God roamed the earth in the physical form man now takes. He had a hierarchy of friends and family much like the system of Roman and Greeks gods. These people ruled over all the earth until one-day unrest came between them, and much like in the bible a great battle ensued between those with God and those against him. After God had taken the battlefield he created a sort of heaven and hell. Although not really the same connotation as those words are associated with in the bible. It was merely like creating a separate house so two feuding sides could have there own place of residence, the core of the earth being the fence between the two houses. Although some how in the fray some things that God had blessed were left behind. Although it is not know by many, a blessed object of God allows the person touching it to assume some of the powers of God thus the importance of the artifact.
Well time went on and as certain animals found this object, and began to play with it or try to eat it etc. the creatures began to evolve and take the shape of God. The Catholics figured out the true powers of this object some time in the dark ages, which allowed them to prosper and become such a powerful religion. The Mayans did not figure it out, but merely knew having the artifact seemed to benefit the nation. As time went on the Mayans forgot about it, and lost their way, thus allowing for the Ticult and other nations to come in and take over.
With all of this knowledge in hand Greggorio guarded the artifact the best he could. Then one day he became to old to give tours at Uxmal and was there for unable to watch over it, but he knew he could not leave the artifact to be discovered. So late one night he snuck in, and unearthed it and brought it back to his hut. He then buried it knowing he could never tell anyone. The problem was the artifact kept him young, and while everyone was aging he still looked the same. So he had to stop leaving his hut during the day because then the people of his village would see him and suspect something. So he used his trained dogs to guard the house while he was out at night.
One day he realized that even though the artifact prolonged your life and kept you looking the same age, you slowly became weaker. Even though he appeared to not have aged a day in 30 years, he could hardly function anymore, and realized he was going to die soon. So Greggorio traveled out one night in order to get a message to the Vatican that they would soon need to send someone to take over his duties. Soon a messenger from the Vatican showed up at Greggorio’s stoop, and this is where we find ourselves in the tale of a man named Greggorio.
Greggorio and the man conversed for several hours, Greggorio, having never seen or visited the Vatican was very curious and wanted to know all about it. After several hours of conversation, and the swapping of life philosophies Greggorio began to notice that this man that had come from the Vatican was no ordinary man. However, Greggorio could not figure it out because he had spent his whole life guarding the artifact completely oblivious to the outside world. As their conversation came to an end the man asked a question of Greggorio. The man asked him if he had ever regretted the burden that guarding the artifact had put on his life. Greggorio was taking by surprise, but answered truthfully that some times the burden was heavy, and he often wondered what life would have been like had he not been charged with such a duty, but he had no regrets and was honored to have such a duty. The man having heard this told Greggorio to put his hand on the artifact, Greggorio did so and the man said something in a language that Greggorio did not understand, but he could tell it was a prayer of some sort. The room then became illuminated by a light so bright it was impossible for it to have been of this earth, and the next thing Greggorio knew he felt better and could breath easy, and walk without it hurting, his strength seemed to be restored. The man before departing merely explained to him that the Vatican thanked him for his service and due to his willingness to fulfill his duty they would allow him to have back the time he had lost.
Greggorio after that day moved with his dogs into the resort at Uxmal, and began giving tours again because that’s what made him truly happy. To this day Greggorio gives tours at Uxmal, and you can go see him, and ask him of his story, but he well just smile, and say I have no idea what you are talking about, followed with a correction of the city’s name, it is not Uxmal, but OOOOSHMAAL.